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New Year Party Speech and Toast: New Year Poem (Humorous) 2 min

Word Count: 390
Price: US$22.90

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A humorous New Year Poem which cautions against the wisdom of making New Year resolutions when having consumed a little too much liquor.  Suits a boisterous party.

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Listen in each and every alcohol-challenged guest, In your intoxicated state you could miss my very best, You’ve reveled and joked with enough fanciful flirt, And soon you’ll be manevouring near to your favorite skirt ** ****** **** *********** **** ** ********* ******* *** * ****** *** ******** ******* *** * ***** *** ** ******** ***** ******** ****** ***** ************** ****** ** * ********* **** ** *** ********

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Let me guess at each self imposed resolution and law, Did you decide to do something ** ****** *** ***** *** ** ******* ** *** *** ****** **** *********** *** ****** ***** ** ***** *** ***** ** **** * ****** **** ************* ** **** ******* ** ***** ***** **** **** ****** ***** ******* *** *** **** * *** ******* *** ***** ** **** ** *** ** ** **** **** *** **** ******* ***** ******** **** ******** ** ********** *** *** ******** ******** **** ***** *******

So let’s loosen up a little as our clock points to the sky, We’re in for * ***** **** ** **** ***** *** *** *** ******** ** ** *** *** ******* ** ****** **** ** **** *********** ***** ****** **** **** ******* ***** *** ***** ******* ***** ******** ** ***** **** *** ** **** ********* ************* **** ********* *** ***** ** ** ******** ***** ****** * ** ** ** ***** *** ***** ** **** *****

Price: US$22.90