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Best Man Speeches, Best Man Toasts and Poems: Irreverent and Ribbing POEM 2 min

Word Count: 453
Price: US$23.90

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A humorous two minute poem which laments the loss of a drinking Pal to his Bride and questions who will now lead the boys to the bar.  Concludes with good wishes and a toast to the Bride and Groom.

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What brilliant beauty of a bride brings us to be standing here today, I thought our (Groom’s) interests were drink, dance and play, But (Groom) has shown commitment and he has taken his bride, But ** *** ****** ***** ******** ** ** ***** ** *** ******* ***** ****** *** ** ******* **** ******* *** * ***** *** **** *** ** ***** ***** ** ***** ***** *** ***** ***** ****** ***** **** ******** * ***** *** ***** *** ** *** **** ***** ** ** ******* *** ******** ** ******* ** ***** *******

Who will now lead the bachelor boys in their steamy pursuits? (Groom) was the stand out ***** *** ********** *** ***** ** *** ******* ****** *** **** **** *** ****** ** *** *** *** *** ****** *** *** **** ** *** ***** ** ****** **** ***** ***** ****** **** *** ******* **** ** *** **** ******* ***** ****** **** *** ***** ** **** **** * ***** ****** ***** *** **** ****** * *** *** *** ****** ***** ************* ***** ** *********

Take heart I hear you think, it can’t be that bad, There’s plenty of you guys ** *** ********* **** *** **** ******** ******* * **** ** ******** ******* ******* **** ******* ** ****** ** ******* * **** ** ******* ******** ********* ***** **** ** *** ********** ******* ***** *** * ****** ******* * **** ** ******* ************** ******* ***** *** *** ******* ** *** **** ******* ** ** ***** ****** **** **** ** ****** ** ** *** *** ***** ** *** **** ******* *** ***** ******* ******** **** **** ********* *** *** ***** **** ** *** ****

Today is a day of promise and a day of great pledge, I feel I stand ** * ******** ****** ********* ** *** ***** ************ ****** ******* ** *** ********* ***** ** ** **** **** ** *********** ** ** ***** * ** **** * ** ***** **** ***** *** ****** ** ****** ********* **** ** *** ****** **** * ****** *** **** *** ****** **** ***** ****** ** *** **** ******* ***** ** ******** *** ********* ***** ****** ******** ******* *** ****

On a more serious note we all wish you both well, You make a wonderful couple *** **** ***** ********* *** ********* ** *** ****** ** ******** ********* **** ******* ******* ** ******* **** *** ******* ****** **** **** ***** ** ****** ** ******* *** * ****** *** ***** *** **** *** ***** **** ********* ** *** *** **** **** **** ************ ****** ****** **** ** ** * *** ** **** **** **** ** ******* * ********* ****** ** ****** *** ****** *** **** * ******* **** **** *** *** ************ ****** ***** * *** ***** *** *********

Price: US$23.90