Good evening everyone and welcome to what has been a
wonderful celebration. My name is
(your name) and I am the anointed
best men who has been charged today with responsibility to humiliate and
embarrass *** **** ***** ****** ******** ******
Yes, as many of you may already know, as regards this Golfing
Fanatic Groom of ours ******* * **** **** **** *** ********* *** ************* ******* ** *** **** ******* ******** *** *********** ******** *********** **** ** ******* ** **** ********** ******** *** **** ******* * **** *** ** ********* * ******** ******** *** **** ******* ** ***** *** ******* ******* ***** *** **** ****** ********** ** *** ******* ******** ******* ** ******* ******* *******
(Groom’s name) has been nothing but
an inspiration to the Golfing Bachelors of (City or Cities ***** ** *** ****** ***** *** ***** ***** ** ***** ** **** *** **** ********** **** * ***** *** ******** ***** ** ***** ***** ** *** ** ****** *********** ******* ** *** ***** ***** ***** ********* ** ***** ** ****** ******* ** ***** *** ****** ******* ** *** *** **** *** ****** **** ** *** ***** *** ****** **** ** *** ****** *** *** ****** ***** ** *** ************* ******** **** ********* ******* *** ****** ** **** *** ****
(Groom’s name) has been a stand out in his early adoption of a
hedonistic golfing lifestyle. *** ************ ******* ** *** *** ***** ***** *** ********* **** *** **** *** ******** ****** ***** **** *** *** ******* *** *** **** ****** *** ******* *********** ** ***** ***** ****** *** ** *** ********* ** *** ******* ********** **********
(Optional paragraph)… But look,
let’s not get into a groove on the golfing obsession of our **** ****** *** ******* *** ****** ** ***** ******* ****** ***** ******* **** ******** *** ******* ****** **** ************ *** ********* **** **** *** ***** *** ** ***** **** ********* * ******* ******* ** ** ******* *********** ** ***** *** ***** *** **** ******** ** ******* ** ******* ******* ******* ********* *** ****** ** ***** **** ****** ***** *** ***** **** ** **** *********** ** ****** *** **** *** ****** ** *** ******* ********* ** *** **** *********
Our Groom is best suited to a lifestyle based around very
expensive golf courses or re-living *** **** ***** ** ********* **** ********* *************** ******** ****** ***** ** * **** ******* ******* ** *** **** *** ********** ****** ********* ****** *** **** ***** **** **** * ****** *********** ** ***** **** *** ********** ** *** **** ******* *** ****** ** ***** *** **** ************ ***** ***** *** *** *** *** ****** *** ***** ****** ***** *******
(Groom’s name), on a far more
serious note, you have scored your highly unlikely hole in *** *** **** ******** ************ * **** ***** ******** **** *** **** *** ***** *** ***** ***** **** *** ******* **** **** ** *** ************** *** **** * ********* ************* ********** * **** ** **** ********* ******* *** *********** *** ******** ** **** *** ******** ***** ****** ***** *********** **** *** ******** **** *** *** ** ********** ************* *** ****** ************** ***** *** ************* ***** * ******** ******
May I also extend a special thank you to the (Bride’s parents and Groom’s
parents) for ********* **** * ****** *** ********* ******* ** **** ********* ************ *** ****** *** *** **** *** *** **** ******** ** ********* * ******* *** **** **** **** **** ** ***************** ***** *** ******** ******* *** ******* ***********
(Bride’s name and Groom’s name), you
are an amazing couple who deserve the best the world *** ** ************ **** **** **** ***** ****** ** *** ******** **** **** ***** *** **** **** **** *** *** *********** ********** ** ******* **** ******* **** **** **** ******** **** ****** ************** ** ***** *** * ******* * ***** ** *** ***** ** *** *** ******* *********** * ** *** ********** ** *** *** ************* ***** *** ********* **** * ***** **********
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