To make your speech selection easy we display the following for you;

1. A Speech Abstract (or Summary)
2. The first 36 words of the first paragraph of the speech
3. The first 16 words of each subsequent paragraph
4. The word count of the speech
5. All letters of all words as indicated by *****

Best Man Speeches, Best Man Toasts and Poems: To a Golf Obsessed Groom 5 min

Word Count: 900
Price: US$27.90

Speech Abstract

A humorous presentation which targets the Groom's golfing obsession and the challenges this will present to the new bride.  Also thanks and compliments the Bridesmaids and Parents of the Bride and Groom.  The speech concludes with a toast to the newlyweds.

Speech Preview

  Good evening everyone and welcome to what has been a wonderful celebration.  My name is (your name) and I am the anointed best man who has been charged today with responsibility to humiliate and embarrass *** **** ***** ****** ******** ******

What a great job being a best man is!  You get a free swing at one ** **** **** ********* **** ****** ** ** ** ******* ********* * *********** ******* ********** ******** *** *** ******* **** *** ************ ***** ********** **** ******* *********** ******* ******** ****** ** *** ****** ** ******** ****** *** * ***** **** ** ******* *** ******** ****** ** ** ********** ** ***** **** *** ********* ** ******** ***** *** ** * ******* *******

Yes, as many of you may have already picked up, as regards this Golfing Fanatic Groom ** **** ******* *** **** **** ** *** ********* *** ****** ************* ******* ** *** **** ********* ******** *** ********* ******** *********** **** ** ***** ** **** ********** ********** *** **** ******* * **** *** ** ********* * ****** ******** *** **** ********* ** ***** *** ******* ******* ***** *** **** **** ********** ** *** ********* ******** ******* ** ******* ******* ************* ******** ****** * ** **** ******** ** ***** ** ********* ** **** ***** *** *** ******** ***** *** *** ** ****** **** ** ******* *** *****

(Groom’s name) has been nothing but an inspiration to the Golfing Bachelors of (City or Cities ***** ** *** ****** ***** *** ***** ***** ** ***** ** **** *** **** ********** **** * ***** *** ******** ***** ** ***** ***** ** *** ** ****** *********** ******* ** *** ***** ***** ***** ********* ** ***** ** ****** ******* ** ***** *** ****** ******* ** *** *** **** *** ****** **** ** *** ***** *** ****** **** ** *** ****** *** *** ****** ***** ** *** ************* ******** **** ********* ******* *** ****** ** **** *** ****

(Groom’s name) has been a stand out in his early adoption of a hedonistic golfing lifestyle.  *** ************ ******* ** *** *** ***** ***** *** ********* **** *** **** *** ******** ****** ***** **** *** *** ******* *** *** **** ****** *** ******* *********** ** ***** ***** ****** *** ** *** ********* ** *** ******* ********** **************** *** **** ***** ******** ****** **** ******** ********** ******* *** ****** **** ** *** ****** **** ******* ** **** ***** *** ***** ***** ********** ***** ** ****** ***** **** *** ****** ***** *** **** ***** *** ***** ****** ***** **** * ** ******* **** *** **** ***** ***** ** **** **** ********** ****** **** *** *** ** ***** *******

(Optional paragraph)… But look, let’s not get into a groove on the golfing obsession of our **** ****** *** ******* *** ****** ** ***** ******* ****** ***** ******* **** ******** *** ******* ****** **** ************ *** ********* **** **** *** ***** *** ** ***** **** ********* * ******* ******* ** ** ******* *********** ** ***** *** ***** *** **** ******** ** ******* ** ******* ******* ******* ********* *** ****** ** ***** **** ****** ***** *** ***** **** ** **** *********** ** ****** *** **** *** ****** ** *** ******* ********* ** *** **** *********

I shouldn’t really sully a lovely evening by focusing on the many golfing trials and tribulations *** *********** ******** ******** ******** *** * ** ********** **** ***** ** **** ***** ** *** ******* ****** ** *** ********************** ******* ** ** **** ************ ** ****** ****** **** ****** **** *** ** ** * **** ********* **** ******** ** ********* *** **** ***** ** ** ********* **** ********* ***** ** *** ******* ********* *** ** **** *** ** ***** ** ********* *** *************** ******** ****** ***** ** * **** ******* ******* ** *** **** *** ********** ****** ********* ****** *** **** ***** **** **** * ****** *********** ** ***** **** *** ********** ** *** **** ******* *** ****** ** ***** *** **** ************ ***** **** **** *** ***** ******** ***** *******

(Groom’s name), on a far more serious note, you have scored your highly unlikely hole in *** *** **** ******** ****** ******* **** ***** ******** **** *** **** *** ***** *** ***** ***** **** *** ******* **** **** ** *** ************** *** **** * ********* ************* ********** * **** ** **** ********* ******* *** *********** *** ******** ** **** *** ******** ***** ****** ***** *********** **** *** ******** **** *** *** ** ********** ************* *** ****** ************** ***** *** ************* ***** * ******** ******

May I also extend a special thank you to the (Bride’s parents and Groom’s parents) for ********* **** * ****** *** ********* ******* ** **** ********* ************ *** ****** *** *** **** *** *** **** ******** ** ********* * ******* *** **** **** **** **** ** ***************** ***** *** ******** ******* *** ******* ***********

(Bride’s name and Groom’s name), you are an amazing couple who deserve the best the world *** ** ************ *** *** **** ******** ****** **** * **** ******* ** ************** ** **** *** *** ***** **** **** *** **** ************* **** ****** **** ***** ****** ** *** ****** **** **** ***** *** **** **** **** *** *** ************* ********** ** ***** **** ******* **** **** **** ******** **** ****** **************** ** ***** *** * ******* * ******* ** *** *** ** *** *** ******* *********** * ** *** ********** ** *** *** ************* ***** *** ********* **** * ***** **********

Price: US$27.90