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Best Man Speeches, Best Man Toasts and Poems: Irreverent and Ribbing 3 min version

Word Count: 508
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An irreverent and ribbing toast, only to be used in a broad minded environment (may also be used for a buck’s party).   Comments on the extravagant nature of the Bachelor’s life and the Groom’s fine taste in women. (The speech also includes a toast to Bridesmaids).

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  Well, what brings us to be gathered here today?  There must be a very good reason that (Groom), the doyen of bachelors, he has capitulated to the stage where ** *** ********** ******** *** *** **** *** ******** ****** ** * ********* *********

Before I give you far more detail on the decorated career of our Groom please let me ********* *** ** ** ******** ****** * *** ******* ** *** ****************** *** * ******** *** *** ********* **** *** **** ****** ********** ********** **** ********* ****** ******* **** ********** *********** ******** ******* ********** * ******** ******* **** ******** ******* ***** **** **** **** *** ***** ********** **** ****** ** *** ****** *** ******** ***** ***** *** *** *** *** **** ************* *** * ********* ******* * ******* ******** *** ****************** ******* * ** ************* *******

(Groom’s name) is widely acknowledged as a leading light in the popular pursuits which comprise any **** ************ **************** ****** **** *** *** ***** *** ********* ** *** ****** *********** ***** *** * ******* *********** * ************* ************ *** ****** ********** ** ******* ****** ***** ******** ***** * ******** ***** ** ******* *** ******* ********** ** ******

I can recall our Groom lamenting to me over a beer on many occasions that a *** ***** ** ** ** ** ****** ******** ***** ** ********* ********* *********** ******* * ************ **** * ***** *** ***** ** ********* ****** ******** ****** *********** ********* *** ****** ** ****** *** *** *** ** ***** ********* *********************** **

So what has happened?  Well Ladies and Gentlemen, the answer is quite simple, (Groom’s name) is * *** ** ***** ************** ****** ******** ***** ***** * **** **** ******** ** *** *********** ** ***** * **** ******** ** *** ******* ** *** **** **** ** **** ***** ** **** ****** ** ***** * ****** ***** ** *** ******** ** **************** **

(Groom) was a standout example to us other bachelors as to what pleasures awaited one who *** ******** ** **** * ********* ************ *** ******** ******** ** *********** ** *** *** ** *** ********** ***** ** ***** **** *** ***** ****** ***** **** **** ** * ****** *** **** **** ******* ** ********* **** *** *** ***** ****** ***** **** ***** ***** ** *** *** **** ********* * ******* **** ********** ***** * ******* ****** *** ******* ***** ******* ******** ********* ** ******* ****** ** *** ******

(Groom)  you may or may not be aware that many of your friends also saw (Bride) ** * ********* ****** ************ ************** ******* *** ****** *** **** ***** *** ***** ** *** ***** **** **** ** * ********** *** ***** ******* **** **** ************ * **** **** *** ****** ****** ** **** ****** *** ****** *** ** *** **** *** ******** ************ *** ********* **** ** *** **** *** *** **** **** *** **** ***** ******** *************** *** **** * *********** ****** *** ** ************ **** ******* ** ********** *** ****** ************* **** *** *********** ***************** ** **** ******* ****

Price: US$23.90